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is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican
Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him
Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN
Short Mexican: what do you want
Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go
short Mexican: nah ugly
Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"