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Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
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An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.
Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.
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A social paradox wherein the population becomes deceived into thinking that by pressing a “like” or a “share” they are physically contributing to change when in fact nothing is changing with the exception of a further increase of awareness of that topic.
Also known as:
“Ease of accessibility paradox” - fueled by apathy, laziness & the ability to press like or share & feel as if they’ve contributed to any change.
It was due to a social accessibility paradox that important issues were never resolved as the actions of so many resolved in the inaction of all.
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A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.
"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"
"Did you tap that social security style?"
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caring too much in what people think about you and your social status. not doing what you want to do because you're too concerned in other's view of yourself.
sally: i want to hook up with jermey.
belle: stop being so fucking socially-conscious and do it!
sally: ugh but he is weird and im scared of what people will think of me.
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The inability of an individual's social status to change in a school hierarchy. Can also apply to colleges and universities. Usually a consequence of a school environment where cliques are a strong and omnipresent force. Generally results in cliques sticking together for longer than usual, stark contrasts of quality in the social lives of individual students, and close relationships (plus other social luxuries) being limited to the school alpha males and alpha females while those less fortunate are crushed through drudgery such as homework. Antonym of "academic social mobility".
One of the foundations of an elitist "student body" is academic social immobility. Wherever you happen to be in the school hierarchy, whether you be popular and successful or excluded and oppressed, you will stay there for the rest of your school days.
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Definition of a "Social justice warrior":
Adjective (derogatory)
1: A racist, sexist, bigoted, kakistocratic, puritanical, sanctimonous, fascistic, cultural marxist, socialist, post-modernist, cultist, supremacist vigillante.
2: Useful idiot, guiliable, sophmoric, impulsive, reactionary (with little to no knowledge of world history, politics, economics or life experience) who wages war in the online and public arena in the name of "equality".
3. Un/witting cause of great "Joeseph Macarthy"-esque damage to public/private figures by hate mob, ostracisation and shame, deluded in the belief that they are helping the world in their projection of personal insecurites onto others.
Things a social justice warrior might say or endorse without knowing it:
1."Don't tell women how not to get raped, tell men not to rape!"
2. Equality = exclusive benefits and rights for some above others.
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