Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy

Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia

w-o-m-b-a-k

Waleed, Omar, Mohannad, Bader, Abdulrahman, King Khaled

The best family in the world is w-o-m-b-a-k.

C. S. W

Ash . Nice and thoughtful but a tornado at times

Shut up you C. S. W

q]a'z/x.s;w[epdl,cmvkforitkgmbnhjyu

You are bored rn

qa'z/x.s;wepdl,cmvkforitkgmbnhjyu

\wglekhglekahgahgoiqgoihaghqlkhgaet;\w

When you have a 10-page essay to do and it's due in an hour.

Bro, I \wglekhglekahgahgoiqgoihaghqlkhgaet;\w for my essay I hope I do well!

S. S. S. H. A. W.

Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...

Go to go - I still need to S. S. S. H. A. W. before my date tonight...

"'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiop[ª{asdfghjklç]}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke