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A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll