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When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.
A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.
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One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.
Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...
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Triggen Alcastor
Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies
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My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.
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The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy
JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"
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One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!
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Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.
Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?
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