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To burst ones testicle open.
Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.
It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.
This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.
Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.
And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.
You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.
And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.
I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.
I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.
Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.
To wank so violently that you drain your nuts and have to wait until your balls are full of cum that you can now bust another nut
Mark "Dude, that porn last night made me bust a nut so hard, I might have to wait three months"
James "That's crazy"
To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.
Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer
To solve an investigation, similar to the term 'crack a case'
P1: ...and that's how I figured out the butler was the murderer.
P2: Wow detective! You really know how to bust a nut!
P1: Thanks, chum
Girls that you meet out, and you take back home with you to fuck for the night
We got some bust dine hoes, we on our way to the crib.
Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"