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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "What the fuck..."
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When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."
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"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."
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Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."
Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
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Give her that hug so she feels comfort around you ! Come on dumbass hug her !
You : its national give that one girl a long ass hug “ I have to give you a long hug okayy .! 😏
That one girl “ ahhhh omg awe I feel happy thank you for the hug I needed that 🥰
When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.
" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"
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If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG
Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long
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hoe ass bitch can't even read.
u see that hoe ass bitch, Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin? she can't read
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