4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.
Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.
The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.
To be penetrated by a strap on.
I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding
I can’t wait till dick riding December
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.
Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride
Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first