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leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 10, 2017


blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco February 24, 2016


blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

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Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 25, 2018


Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016


Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017


Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.

There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!

by 1020oct August 2, 2021