Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could

Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"

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x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

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stone bone

A person who smokes a lot of marijuana. Usually used to describe someone who smokes too much.

"Man that kid is a stone bone.. he smokes weed all day long!"

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Big Bone Extinguisher

The process of extinguishing a big boner due to having a boner for some unknown reason. Or just having a boner

I just got such a huge uncontrollable boner. I need a Big Bone Extinguisher

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old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

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chicken bone sucker

a black male or female in the london area of the uk that lives on takeaway chicken from fast food shops.often found on red buses and trains,once school has finished the black youths congregate to the nearest chicken joint in their masses to suck that chicken from that bone.

1.99 will buy a black youth 3 pieces of chicken chips and a drink to share with his fellow less well off bros.and the chicken bone sucker is free to roam

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flesh-n-bone

A cleveland based rapper,and member of the best rap group ever,Bone Thugs N Harmony.

Flesh N Bone was the member who got the tickets to meet Eazy-E,and get Bone Thugs on top.

Flesh N Bone is currently in prison on weapons charges,expecting to get out late 2005,or early 2006.

flesh-n-bone is one of the most hardcore thugs out there.

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