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When you usually say “wheels off” in a restaurant but then the “walk- in door locks itself and you literally have to close down and take the door off it’s hinges to get in to the walk-in fridge.
I don’t know what happened at On The Border Sunday night. It’s doors off In that place! Here’s my two week notice!
call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
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(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy
(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)
"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."
"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."
"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."
A game that makes you use your brain
Ayo have you seen this game?
What's it called?
Untitled Door Game
Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam
We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking
A known woman in the community of downtown Charleston. Most known by the marina. Who in fact likes things in her anal cavities.
“Did you hear back door Becky has a huge collection of butt plugs?”