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The result of jizzing into a klenex.
Kevin left a nasty kleenex ghost on his bed.
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When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
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When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.
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When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship.
Example:
At a table of friends.
Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?"
Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!"
Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!"
Later that day.
Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8."
Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?"
Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I"
Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :(
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When you are doing gymnastics and over splits and your foot gets circulation cut off and it gets really pale and veiny
At gym yesterday we were doing flexibility and I got ghost foot
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Ghost grind: the act of performing a dance of grinding sexual nature behind an unsuspecting person at the bar. Preferred ghost grinding music includes Ginuwine's "Pony," or Usher's "You Got It Bad." Or Usher's "Love in This Club."
Really anything by Usher is acceptable.
Dude. I've had about 13 cocktails and it's time to ghost grind on some dudes in here.
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