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dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father
me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me
my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper
I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.
The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?
Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.
John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!
The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.
Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.