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John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

by LolaTheGreat February 27, 2021


John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite

John Romeo like cheese.

by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021


John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.

Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!

by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020


John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 08, 2020


John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by August 19, 2021


John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 10, 2020


John Milius

A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.

Im planning on making a shitload of good movies. Imma pull a John Milius.

by Dionysus1207 January 12, 2013