Shan is possibly the best thing that ever happened to you. He is easy to fall in love with, sexy af and childish in a funny, loveable way. You should be careful not to loose Shan, you probably won’t find him again and you’ll take a long time to get over him. Shan will typically be a strawberry blonde and a narcissist, but you’ll get over that because you love him just so much.
“I wish I still had Shan’s Snapchat.”
“Good luck! Shan (male) is very hard to find.”
The lowest form of male. Lower than Beta. A complete great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.
Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.
Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.
when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
When your boss can't think of an excuse for his temporary illness
"I won't be in today, I have cramps" AKA MALE PMT
The opposite for bitch, slithery male fish. Basically used to insult a dumb individual who identifies as a male.
Y/N : Why are you acting so retarded? Are you a Slithery male fish? You fucker.
The phrase "Male toxshitification" is a portmanteau of the words "Male," "shit" and "toxification/toxicification", which means the process of making a group of people toxic or poisonous towards another group. The phrase "Male toxshitification" is used to describe the process of social conditioning that makes men believe that toxic masculinity is a normal behavior. It can also be used to describe the harmful effects of toxic masculinity on men and women.
A: Why does Andrew think that all women owe him sex?
B: He's on that male toxshitification bs