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Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.
"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!
Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.
I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.
To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
November 30th -
Prepare your vibe to be checked because November 30th is the official International Vibe Night. To assist those competing in the competition No Nut November, International Vibe Night was created to help competitors spend the last and final day vibing out rather than struggling to the finish line. All are allowed to participate in International Vibe Night and you may vibe in whichever manner best suits you. This will happen every year, the first official year being in 2019. Tell everyone you know and spread the vibe.
Friend: Hey, you doing anything November 30th?
Tyler Stone: Yeah, man, let’s get together! It’s International Vibe Night on the 30th!
Dogs who are kept outside in a yard at night can have a tendency to develop Night Dog Syndrome aka Vampire Dog Syndrome. This results when for reasons such as inadequate bedding, insufficient daily exercise from the owner to tire the animal, disturbance by other nocturnal animals or it being too cold or too noisy at night. The animal is unable to sleep through the night and its sleeping pattern is reversed from normal to that of a night shift worker. The canine can often be witnessed displaying the greatest levels of its daily energy quota after midnight, in the early hours of the morning, often seen leaping and prancing around the the yard, hunting, barking and guarding and/or bolting up and down the the fence line with great vigor. The animal will have more of a tendency towards delinquency including ignoring basic commands and destroying anything that it can get its teeth around during times of boredom. Contributing to the condition is the fact that the animal is forced to sleep during the day in direct or indirect sunlight which disturbs the natural melatonin cycle. The skills and motor patterns of these animals may become irregular and can often degrade to bizarre and down right frightening, the stuff from horror movies folks, as the animal slips further into the vicious cycle of NDS.
Ralph the dog developed Night Dog Syndrome due the presence of nocturnal possums in the trees of the yard where he was kept at night. The owners eventually put down the animal ahead of his time due to his bizarre and unruly behavior. They were ignorant and unaware of his condition.