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A deadly and a very rare insult used by the victims of "your mom gay". When this phrase is used, victim's dick will become inside out almost resembling the vagina, rendering depression obliging them to kill themselves at instant.
Paul: Dude, my dad fucked your mom today and now your mom is gay.
Nibba Greg: And your dad lesbian.
Paul: moans and dies
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When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
To burst someone's bubble is to reveal something to them that they were unaware or ignorant of, often in the form of bad news. However, it doesn't necessarily have to be something negative (see example 2).
Example 1: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your "perfect" girlfriend is cheating on you with Dave.
Example 2: Sorry to burst your bubble, but pearls are not formed from compressed coal. You're thinking of diamonds.
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ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
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A lit killing game made by a Japanese person translated into English; which has ages ranging from a 6th grader to a college professor. Did I mention there are floor masters, some of which are 'dolls', which is kinda misleading when at least two of them have a living human controlling them.
To sum it up: A killing game with kids and adults, ages in between too!
It's Your Turn to Die, Sou.
Bro, did you play Your Turn to Die yet? It's a free online browser game!
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I'm following you or I'm behind you; more broadly, I'll back you up/take your side. Also, "I'm on your six". Refers to the six o'clock position relative to the listener (behind).
Car Phone 1: Where are you? I don't see your car.
Car Phone 2: Look in your rearview mirror; I'm on your six.
Joe: Dude, I need some heavy backup for tomorrow's meeting!
Jack: Don't worry man; I got your six.
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A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"
Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your time
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