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The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.
Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
When a guy and a girl get together and makeout, then call it a day.
"I met this girl at the party, and we had a one night lamp. Didn't even get to fuck her.
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!
Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.
I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.
To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
November 30th -
Prepare your vibe to be checked because November 30th is the official International Vibe Night. To assist those competing in the competition No Nut November, International Vibe Night was created to help competitors spend the last and final day vibing out rather than struggling to the finish line. All are allowed to participate in International Vibe Night and you may vibe in whichever manner best suits you. This will happen every year, the first official year being in 2019. Tell everyone you know and spread the vibe.
Friend: Hey, you doing anything November 30th?
Tyler Stone: Yeah, man, let’s get together! It’s International Vibe Night on the 30th!