tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

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Mr. Pissy Pants

When a grown man has many temper tantrums over stupid insignificant situations such as someone not sharing a burrito with him. There names are usually michael. They have an urge to hit thinks such as lockers, walls or females. Their tantrums usually last for about 30 min to a day. They are lame. And if want them to get over it, then option 1: leave them alone, option 2: call them mr. pissy pants in a cookie monster voice. Or just leave them alone or deal with the beatings, and expect bruises.

mr pissy pants: can i have some of your burrito
other person: no
Mr pissy pants: *blank angry look
other person: AWWWW MR. PISSY PANTS!!!! hahahah

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keep your pants on

What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".

A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!

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sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

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magic ass pants

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

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my pants are on fire

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

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shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

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