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Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell 4 is Tords favorite movie
The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.
A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.
*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.