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Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
When 5+ people take a laxative and shit in on a girl during an orgy
Feeling freaky for a Chicago Shower Party
To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower
Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."
Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?
New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".
Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.
A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.
Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.
Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.
Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower
Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower