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An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.
Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.
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A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.
A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.
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When an indian girl enjoys a nice milky penis in the bedroom.
Ex1:
Dude1: Hey, I hear Ashwini is dating that white guy
Dude2: Yeah man, I think she is a big fan of his milk in her tea.
Ex2:
Dude1: Man, I wonder if that indian chick is a fan of milk in her tea.
Dude2: There is only one way to find out white boy.
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pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.
adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.
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a man usually pays for this service. A dominatrix will piss in a cup and take a fresh tampon and dip it into the piss much like a tea bag and will force her servant to drink it.
The whore I was with last night made me drink a cup o' tea
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A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
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