The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
noah will love you then he won’t on and off until it finally breaks you. but you can never stop loving him
noah - i love you
2 days later
noah - i can’t be with you
2 weeks later
noah - i love you
and it goes on and on.
Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.
Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.
“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”
“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
Most toxic person youĺl ever meet. Says anything to get a girl in bed. Manipulative, cocky, and a liar. Thinks heś the shit but really a bitch.
Noah, you cańt have two best friends.