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tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.
Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.
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another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole
the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits
omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me
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Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
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Noun; when some one is so fat that the boobs become part of the fat rolls on the chest and body and it just looks horrible.
Hey bro, did you see that fat ass..she has rolly tits.
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When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
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The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.
In a hot college basketball stadium:
Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.
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A state of excitement or arousal.
Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.
I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.
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