One Horse Pony

The German translation of the English saying “ one trick pony “.

She is a one horse pony.

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one guy one horse

A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)

"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"

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2 guys 1 horse

Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.

"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"

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Charlie horse in my pussy

Something that serves cunt, agreeing with something

Mhmmm, yuh, Charlie horse in my pussy!

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fan blazed horse radish

The art of squirting horse radish into a running fan and having it spray back on you whilst rubbing one out.

fan blazed horse radish turns me on

straight from the horse's mouth

from the highest authority

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

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Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

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