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When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
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The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
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A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.
Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.
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All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.
With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.
The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.
Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.
Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!
Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
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To ride the H-train
(offensive slang)
v. 1. to go to hell.
n. 2. the act of going to hell
"Hey jackass, why dont you start riding the H-train?!"
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A group sex activity where four males use their penises to form a cross around a female's breasts and the female uses her feet, mouth, and one ear to stimulate male ejaculation from all four parties.
Carolee: How drunk was I last night?
Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.
Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
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Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.
Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!
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