Tristan W

A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.

"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes

C. O. W.

Short for 'call other women'

Jake: I have to call a woman

Lara: But why?

Jake: For my big brother's wedding

Lara: Alright

Jake: She isn't picking my call!

Lara: So just C. O. W.

Phillip W.

the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.

phillip w.'s are

-hot
-loyal

-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover

Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!

Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!

W mans

Hamza

Hamza is a W mans

W mans

Emu’s primo/cousin

Emu’s cousin is actually a W mans for putting him on

little W's

Any and everything when you can't think of the word you're trying to say. But- ONLY when you forget the word.

JS: Damn where are the, uh?
BT: The little W's?

JS: Yeah
BT: Over there by the health pavilion

JS: Sweet, thank you.