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what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.
the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
When you cum in your partner and remain penetrated for an extended period of time
After we fucked my partner and I dick snuggled
A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
God this buffet sucks.
Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.
a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.
Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?
When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day