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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024


Pedal dick

A name for some who's a player

Your a fuckin pedal dick

by AnarchistBastard March 24, 2019


Big Dick Dave

The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.

*Using a Ouija Board”
Big Dick Dave: I S U M M O N T H E D O M R A T S

by sunnA sunU October 7, 2022


Dick City

Brno, Czechia. Nice.

Ah, Brno, the Dick City.

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020


Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 January 2, 2018


suck-a-nigga-dick

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"yo"
"suck-a-nigga-dick"

by green fuck niggas March 8, 2024


military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 5, 2020