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This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
is a girl who has a really fat butt
the girl: OmG I'M sO ThIcK!!
her bff: no you are just a fat ass bitch
a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.
Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.
Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,
Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.
“look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”
This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That fucking bitch ass dog