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St James the Great

SJTG is a primary school full of chavy kids and wanna be jocks the have a uniform and only about 3 mufti days a year. The girls are all bitchs and bully everyone. The children of St James think that they are better than everyone else but really aren't

Look there are some St James the Great kids

by Slytherin_Bitch September 6, 2019


St Burnard's Chin

a St Burnard's Chin.

Corrr... she had a mimzy Fanny like a St Burnard's Chin

by Wack out October 9, 2010


St Anne’s CC

What a shit hole! I’m sorry but miss Walsh thinks she’s the fucking queen, move out of my face with your squeaky voice hun. Detention for leaving you jacket in the year base, what the fuck like. Don’t even get me started on the retarded size of those lockers, takes about 20 mins to find a book after you’ve taken out the front 40. And this new no phone rule needs to go it’s fucking redicas, check the time and you get it taken, fuck off man

St Anne’s CC prison

by Hahahaha dose March 11, 2019


St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023


st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019


St Patrick’s School

The birthplace of all cool singaporeans men.

i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School

by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021


st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022