The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.
That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.
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See "Fuckboy" and add Calculator
"My RAM is 100 MHz faster than yours sweg git rekt m8" -mega uber nerd
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One of three nerdy friends who enjoy randomness.
You can't wipe your backpack with a random inanimate nerd.
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A group of so called "bad boys' or gangsters, usually on bikes and without helmets, that are followed by a nerd. The said nerd has helmet, glasses, braces, etc. and is obviously tying to be hardcore. Upon seeing a group of this sort, it is common to exclaim "It's a nerd of bad boys!"
Sophie, Lilli, and Jebediah are walking down the street.
Sophie: whoa, did you just see that whole nerd of bad boys?
Lilli: yeah, totally
Jebediah: what?
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Someone who isn't a smart nerd, but instead someone who seems like a nerd because they receive good grades, mostly through cheating.
Joe: I wish I was Nerdy-er
Billy: You are a nerd!
Joe: But i'm a Grade Book Nerd, not a smart nerd.
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Obscene nerd originating from Italy, from the latin root word ob meaning ugly and scene meaning istudytomuch, and nerd coming from the word nerdea, referring to the ugly scholars of the time first coming to use in the vernacular around 570 BC
Kables threw a book at an obscene nerd and broke her glasses; Kables then started laughing at the fact the obscene nerd will never have sex.
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