Despisito 2

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Des-pa-cito bvuvucuv cvu-cito fgxigcg-he ho Despisito 2

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Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

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lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world

*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen

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March 2

Tiny top hat day

Requirements : 1 Must eat at least one piece of candy 2 Wear a smaller version of a top hat 3 Treat your self with breakfast,lunch,(etc) if you read this part than you are required to participate

Did you know that March 2 is tiny top hat day?

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March 2

This is national crush day this is the day you can take one of your crush hoodies or sweat pants and they can't say no

Girl: hey could you bring me one of your hoodies

Crush: why

Girl: it is march 2

Crush: oh ok i will glad to know you like me

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March 2

This is the day all the cutest people were born
And all the slags are born

Friend: she’s so cute
Other friend: she’s born in March 2

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October 2

The best mom ever was born this day. She will always be there for you and will put you infront of her. You will always love her forever and never ever forget her. You won’t ever want to lose her. She will always have a price of her in your life and nothing will take away the love she gives to you. She will always help you when times are taught and she will do anything for you. She is just the best.

Person 1: what day is it

Person 3”2: October 2, the best mom was born today

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