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When you fart in the shower and it just lingers there until you laugh or gag.
I gave myself an At Home GAs Chamber last night.
When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
Pathetic person who has no love or family and spend their lunch times alone at home
Oh gosh look at Aden, he's all alone.. Home dinners!!
When you are in for the night and unwilling to leave no matter how cool the opportunity is.
Friend: Hey, there's a killer party out in Williamsburg tonight. You wanna come with me?
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
A place in cashburn where the indians are ruled by the vlone thugga himself superstar boob.
Guy 1: What school you go to?
Guy 2: The home of the boob.