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A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.
Cassie: Oh my gosh, I broke up with Ethan again! What a total rat!
Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan
Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day
A very sexy man with an absolutely huge penis. When he has sex with you he will make you have the best night ever.
That guy is like a ethan in bed.
A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn
Ethan is a kindhearted person. He will hide how he’s truly feeling and won’t open up to just anyone. Ethan’s the type of guy to have few close friends but very well known, goes to church almost every Sunday, and probably own some farm animal(s).
Ethan can be cute, funny, really kind (but knows when to be mean in a joking manner), he could never be mad at anyone for longer than a few minutes :). Anyone who has an Ethan in their life should be so lucky. <3
Person 1: Hey, who is that guy you’re always with??
Person 2: That’s my best friend Ethan, I think you’d like him a lot!
Person 1: Oh, dopee!
biG dAdDy sWamP a$$ d1s niBBa is a FRIGGIN cUti3 he eats peoples asses and sucks people off really good give him a call if yall boys ever need a blow or a hand job
molly: Ethan you suck hard
Ethan: that will be 20 dollars please