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When a man is receiving oral sex and the woman lifts the man off the ground, using nothing but his genetalia and her mouth
"I got a Chicken Nuggets & French Fries from this girl, and hit my head on a lamp"
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The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"
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to have your wreests so deep in french you dont know what to do
man i had my wreests so deep in french today i didnt know what to do.
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A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.
Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.
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Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.
C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!
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when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.
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When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.