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“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”
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When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.
I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.
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When engaging in sex you release feces in a girls vagina and eat it with a spoon.
"Dude me and Jessica did the Armenian Horse Knuckle last night!"
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When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.
From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....
(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)
If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).
Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."
Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"
Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."
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-Can I try that?
-Sure, get on my horse
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A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."
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Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys