Random
Source Code
Random
When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"
Dick hit an inside the park home run.
Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
When you are in for the night and unwilling to leave no matter how cool the opportunity is.
Friend: Hey, there's a killer party out in Williamsburg tonight. You wanna come with me?
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
When you fart in the shower and it just lingers there until you laugh or gag.
I gave myself an At Home GAs Chamber last night.
When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex