kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

mug or i kill you! so get the

urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,

Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"

UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die

“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD