text written to avoid having a full conversation with someone.
Richie: Sent her the default text; going to the gym.
Sam: Bet she stopped texting you quick.
Richie: Works everytime.
When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.
Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome
A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.
"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"