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When one has sex with his buddies sister in the butt and then procedes to wipe his penis on his sleeping buddies upper lip.
Dude, I totally gave you the "Swiss Pie" last night and you didnt even budge
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To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"
His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.
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Chinese Cream Pie
I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
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Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."
Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.
Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.
Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!
When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!
Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?