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An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass
"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"
"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"
This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.
Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.
When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.
"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"
When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."
Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
“Jesus man you really smell”
“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”
When 5+ people take a laxative and shit in on a girl during an orgy
Feeling freaky for a Chicago Shower Party