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Someone who is wayyy to mad over a situation
"Man she called me a dick for leaving her on delivered"
"Dude don't even worry about it she's got 5'3 syndrome
Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.
OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!
I caught the Carlos Syndrome.
A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.
Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)
Overactive(typically drug enhanced) verbal diarrea that has zero regard for anyone else on the planet. Can be mistaken for a jigging sesh gremlin but this is a initial form.
Woooooowwww look at them go!(everyone quiet in awe of the Bryer Syndrome) " Bet you five bucks he will jump in that garbage can for attention from anyone/thing on the planet."
When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.
I got a despacito syndrome with this song...
Definition: a common disease, like the flu, that occurs around January to March every year when people in the musical end up completely enamored with each other due to the fact they spend every waking second together...
Symptoms: dating, stalking, drooling, and flirting....
Cure: two months after the musical when you realize that you don't hang out with that person anymore
Jill and Jack never talked before the musical, now they're dating, they obviously have Musical Syndrome.
DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!
eg 1:
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome
eg 2:
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)