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When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
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When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.
Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!
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This is when there is one female and four males that all have over-sized penises are having "gang banging". The girl must be getting sexual pleasures from the anus, vagina, mouth, and breasts. All four men ejaculate simultaneously and she will be "full from your cream". The Texan part of this term comes from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas" and the "cream filling" comes from your sperm and the other three's sperm "filling her up".
Stacey-"Never try a Texan Cream Filling Kim."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
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When you have sex with a girl on her period. It resembles cream pie.
I gave my mom a cherry cream pie last night.
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A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.
When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!
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when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
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The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.
The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"
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