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The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
When your finger bends backwards due to a basketball colliding with your finger. This often leads to excruciating pain in that finger.
I passed a basketball to my friend, he's got a basketball finger now.
Fingering a girl with a yeast infection
I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers
When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
The cavity inbetween a Woman’s legs
I walked into my nans bedroom to find her shoving a broom into her ‘finger pouch’
The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.
Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.
Where one person fingers the other with different fingers, having the other person guess which finger they are using.
Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.
You are using your dick
No I'm using my thumb
You are using your thumb
You good for nothing lying slut
You lost the finger game