im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

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mug or i kill you! so get the

urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,

Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"

UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.

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god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

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National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

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did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

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