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Of a female, to menstruate.
No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.
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An extended version of flying fuck.
Used when "flying fuck" just doesn't cut it.
I don't give a flying fuck on a bun about mudkipz, nor your collection of over 9000 battletoads.
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Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.
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Any flying insect which can be found hanging around the anus of cattle / sheep and / or welshmen.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
Look at the way the bum bum fly just hangs there...
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a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.
"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."
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Someone that temps guys into humping, shafting, penetrating, and/or screwing them into the anal orifice.
Jonah anal fly trapped JP when he wore tight shorts and "picked up the soap" the other day.
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