cowboy like me

the best song ever written.

person 1: what's the best song ever?
person 2: obviously cowboy like me by taylor swift
person 1: you're so right. taste!

I like BIRDS

When you like BIRDS

Liomf: I want to be an orthodontist
Garreth: I like BIRDS

Aging like a president

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.

I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.

Mob it like Colin

To hurry up, to leave, to scram, to disperse, to vacate, vaminos.
Began in 2001 from a popular lizard in Huntington Beach that used to sprint without direction. Now is used all over Cali.

Let's mob it like colin, I'm bored.
The party is dead, I'm going to mob it like colin.
The 5-0 is coming, mob it like colin

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

look like a scrub

Gross. Tired. Dirty. Ugly

Man, I've been traveling all day and haven't showered I look like a scrub

smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.