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Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"
"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
an ai prank call website that is the source of epic lulz.
he just sent a donald trump ai call using candycall.io. i fucking hate getting a candy call
a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"