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An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.
Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.
Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
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When a girl on facebook states that she looks ugly in every picture, obviously fishing for compliments.
Shirley: OMG!! i look SO bad in this pic! DLETE!
Roger: Shirley, stop being a Facebook Whore
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(n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
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Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
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(n) A person, generally a popular person, that you hardly know, but add to your social networking site, so it seems you have a lot of friends.
Alex: "Did you see how many friends Katy has?!"
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
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Living a fake life on facebook. Making up lies in order to be appear to be something you arent.
His status said he's been at the gym everyday for the past five months, but he looks like he's only gone five times. Must be Facebook Living
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1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
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