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A gas station where you can get 88% off
Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!
I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.
One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.
OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator
When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.
"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."
Some nigga: ay nigga u want some gas jao?
Some other nigga: ye nigga lemme get some black olives on my shit
When you absolutely shit your pantaloons in a vehicle while all of the windows are up, similar to a mega dutch oven Everyone smells it and the driver crashes the car, killing everyone because of the cancerous stench. The scent lingers in the area for three years until it eventually smells like a bloody period queef and vaporizes into the atmosphere.
Yesterday I turned the car into a Pennsylvania Gas Chamber because of the Taco Bell I had an hour before.
The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.
I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.
I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!